Pyramid Pacifist
SpaceX and AERA have recently come up with the likely theory that the pyramids were built by an ancient alien civilization called the Xelon. SpaceX has located the host star of the Xelon. Two weeks ago, on August 2, 2113, AERA conducted a search of a lost pyramid in Samalut, Egypt, and found technology far too advanced for Ancient Egyptians. They handed the technology over to the Egyptian government who could not decipher the complex code. The Egyptian government then handed it over to the US government who, in turn, gave it to SpaceX to decrypt.
Griffin Musk, the SpaceX CEO, decided to personally handle the project. Using an intricate code-breaker, SpaceX managed to break the code. In the code, they found what seemed to
SpaceX and AERA have recently come up with the likely theory that the pyramids were built by an ancient alien civilization called the Xelon. SpaceX has located the host star of the Xelon. Two weeks ago, on August 2, 2113, AERA conducted a search of a lost pyramid in Samalut, Egypt, and found technology far too advanced for Ancient Egyptians. They handed the technology over to the Egyptian government who could not decipher the complex code. The Egyptian government then handed it over to the US government who, in turn, gave it to SpaceX to decrypt.
Griffin Musk, the SpaceX CEO, decided to personally handle the project. Using an intricate code-breaker, SpaceX managed to break the code. In the code, they found what seemed to