Pros And Cons Of Going To Be A Fish

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Here we have a collection of the most embarrassing and hilariously funny news bloopers of 2015. Lets kick things off with one of the more milder bits of comedy we have on the list. here is a live broadcast of a woman reporter on a bot and we know how much women usually don't mix very well with fish. We cannot see what's happening off the camera but we know something appears to grab and/or touch her legs down below. We are assuming that's going to be a fish and not a shark...hopefully.

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During this live report, some sporting fans thought it would be funny to carry around a (working) female toy and try to insert it in the mans ear. Not all that funny until you realize this was live on air and during a family time slot. This would have been
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Is that a cat? This man looks to be taking a sick day and broadcasting the weather from his home and not his office. Either that or someone from the office needed to take their pet into work for the day. We like the first example the best because it's funnier. No matter what way you look at it, it's funny to see a cat live on the weather.

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The good old double fend off maneuver performed here to perfection by the reporter. For some reason, two girls have tried to kiss this man on the cheek during a broadcast. The supremely talented news anchor has managed to hold them both at bay at once and continue reading the report. Promote this man!

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OK, so during our time here in the top ten news bloopers of 2015, we've worked out that woman and water don't exactly mix. Here is probably the best one of the bunch with this news anchor folding up a fish. In her defense, holding a fish is a really difficult job and especially when you are dealing with a fish of this size. As someone who has fished quite a bit myself, I don't know what this man was thinking giving her a fish of this size to hold. That was never going to end well. Anyway, not only did it not end well, but it has ended it probably the funniest way possible with them both taking a

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