A Modest Proposal
In a world where the rich keep getting richer and the rest of us are left counting pennies, there's a problem on the horizon. The wealthy seem to have run out of ways to spend their mountains of cash, and they're getting bored. So, here's a simple suggestion: we organize a televised event where one person from every bloodline is randomly selected to participate in a fight to the death. It shall be a quinquennial tradition for the pleasure and entertainment of all. Of course, those wealthy enough will be able to buy their way out of this spectacle, ensuring full enjoyment while watching the show. Not only do they get to have full engagement in the show, the economy will also get a boost as observers of the contest can bet on the eventual …show more content…
Picture this: one person randomly drawn from every family bloodline, not chosen by voting or skill. Any advantages will simply be from the five years of time in between games to prepare. The winner shall receive eternal glory and a hefty cash prize. To add a touch of fairness – because fairness is paramount in life-or-death situations – we envision a technologically advanced selection process. Imagine a giant, glittering bingo ball machine, each sphere representing a family name. It rolls a second time to pick out the individual. It's a sight even before the main event, complete with flashing lights and suspenseful drum rolls. We wouldn't want anyone accusing the system of bias, would we? To address the concerns of potential ‘trauma’ for the survivors, we will be providing generous post-event prizes. Along with their winnings, they will be provided with lifetime access to a personal counselor, as well as anything they may wish for (for the next five years until another winner arises). This quinquennial tradition stands as a beacon of innovation, addressing not only a chance for the poor to be upgraded, but the wealthy’s boredom as well. It also brings a boost of revenue to the economy through
In a world where the rich keep getting richer and the rest of us are left counting pennies, there's a problem on the horizon. The wealthy seem to have run out of ways to spend their mountains of cash, and they're getting bored. So, here's a simple suggestion: we organize a televised event where one person from every bloodline is randomly selected to participate in a fight to the death. It shall be a quinquennial tradition for the pleasure and entertainment of all. Of course, those wealthy enough will be able to buy their way out of this spectacle, ensuring full enjoyment while watching the show. Not only do they get to have full engagement in the show, the economy will also get a boost as observers of the contest can bet on the eventual …show more content…
Picture this: one person randomly drawn from every family bloodline, not chosen by voting or skill. Any advantages will simply be from the five years of time in between games to prepare. The winner shall receive eternal glory and a hefty cash prize. To add a touch of fairness – because fairness is paramount in life-or-death situations – we envision a technologically advanced selection process. Imagine a giant, glittering bingo ball machine, each sphere representing a family name. It rolls a second time to pick out the individual. It's a sight even before the main event, complete with flashing lights and suspenseful drum rolls. We wouldn't want anyone accusing the system of bias, would we? To address the concerns of potential ‘trauma’ for the survivors, we will be providing generous post-event prizes. Along with their winnings, they will be provided with lifetime access to a personal counselor, as well as anything they may wish for (for the next five years until another winner arises). This quinquennial tradition stands as a beacon of innovation, addressing not only a chance for the poor to be upgraded, but the wealthy’s boredom as well. It also brings a boost of revenue to the economy through