Once a long, long time ago, there was a cat named Poopy Butty and a dog named Stupid Dog You Make Me Look Bad. They were friends from France, but they weren't your typical pets. They were special because they could speak French and could understand some english. They moved to Philadelphia in Pennsylvania using their private teleporter, in hopes that they will get adopted. They arrived on April 1, 2167.
Poopy and Stupid Dog were walking down the street, looking for anyone that would like to adopt them. After a little while, a man walked up to them.
“Hello little cat, hello little dog,“ he said. “You look lonely out here. Why don’t I take you home?”
Poopy and Stupid Dog were so excited! They