1. Pizza does not care that your hair might be greasy since it’s greasy too.
2. You may have your dough and eat it as well.
3. It would love you to devour it until you’re fully stuffed.
4. It is possible to fit a whole slice inside your mouth while not gagging.
5. It does not need to be hot to be amazing.
6. You can easily enjoy it at any hour throughout the day.
7. You would like to spend a lot more time with pizza when you are on your period.
8. You usually want it to be in and all over your mouth.
9. It’s as saucy just like you.
10. You do not care whenever it’s acting cheesy; actually, the cheesier it gets, the better.
11. There’s no real shock when you're thinking of inches - in fact, you decide that yourself!
12. It’s the most …show more content…
Pizza undoubtedly doesn’t get hurt if you only are interested in it late at night.
14. There is certainly not ever a time when you do not want it to be inside of you.
15. It does not care if you wish to chill at your home or its.
16. Pizza will remain inside with you AND meet up with you outside.
17. It is so vrey well-rounded.
18. It undeniably doesn’t ask you any questions…
19. …Or talk back at you.
20. You may put it away and take it out at any moment.
21. It would love you to become fat. Would your boyfriend by chance want this? Precisely.
22. It really encourages all of the most awful habits.
23. It may be extra cheesy rather than turn you off.
24. There is usually much more of it nearby.
25. Inspite of being Italian, pizza is not even annoying.
26. You won't ever need to worry about sharing…
27. …Or anybody coming after what is your own.
28. Pizza won't ever leave you.
29. You may fold it any which way you want and it will never complain of leg cramps.
30. It does not matter when you are inclined to get a tad sloppy with it.
31. It generally allows you to call the …show more content…
It invariably smells yummy.
36. It gets the job done Each And Every Time
37. You don’t need to panic about it lurking the following day, just set the leftovers inside the fridge and eat it any time you please.
38. It’s not against the law to pick it up off of the street.
39. You don’t care where exactly it originates from or where exactly it’s been.
40. Pizza does not care when you cheat on it with some other meals since it is aware that you’ll invariably come running back to it at 3 am.
41. It will not give you sh*t when you are taking and posting selfies for your Snapchat story…
42. The exact same applies to Instagram.
43. Also you never need to be worried about it ditching you for a younger, hotter girl. Your own pie is faithful to you, and only you.
44. Its attention is constantly dedicated to you.
45. You don’t mind whether it gets on your face since you are in fact saving it for later on.
46. The greatest aspect is swallowing.
47. Pizza invariably goes directly to your thighs.
48. It's sole job is to delight you.
49. If you order it, it will come each and every time.
50. There aren't any hesitations whenever your relationship escalates.
51. You are able to personalize it the way you
2. You may have your dough and eat it as well.
3. It would love you to devour it until you’re fully stuffed.
4. It is possible to fit a whole slice inside your mouth while not gagging.
5. It does not need to be hot to be amazing.
6. You can easily enjoy it at any hour throughout the day.
7. You would like to spend a lot more time with pizza when you are on your period.
8. You usually want it to be in and all over your mouth.
9. It’s as saucy just like you.
10. You do not care whenever it’s acting cheesy; actually, the cheesier it gets, the better.
11. There’s no real shock when you're thinking of inches - in fact, you decide that yourself!
12. It’s the most …show more content…
Pizza undoubtedly doesn’t get hurt if you only are interested in it late at night.
14. There is certainly not ever a time when you do not want it to be inside of you.
15. It does not care if you wish to chill at your home or its.
16. Pizza will remain inside with you AND meet up with you outside.
17. It is so vrey well-rounded.
18. It undeniably doesn’t ask you any questions…
19. …Or talk back at you.
20. You may put it away and take it out at any moment.
21. It would love you to become fat. Would your boyfriend by chance want this? Precisely.
22. It really encourages all of the most awful habits.
23. It may be extra cheesy rather than turn you off.
24. There is usually much more of it nearby.
25. Inspite of being Italian, pizza is not even annoying.
26. You won't ever need to worry about sharing…
27. …Or anybody coming after what is your own.
28. Pizza won't ever leave you.
29. You may fold it any which way you want and it will never complain of leg cramps.
30. It does not matter when you are inclined to get a tad sloppy with it.
31. It generally allows you to call the …show more content…
It invariably smells yummy.
36. It gets the job done Each And Every Time
37. You don’t need to panic about it lurking the following day, just set the leftovers inside the fridge and eat it any time you please.
38. It’s not against the law to pick it up off of the street.
39. You don’t care where exactly it originates from or where exactly it’s been.
40. Pizza does not care when you cheat on it with some other meals since it is aware that you’ll invariably come running back to it at 3 am.
41. It will not give you sh*t when you are taking and posting selfies for your Snapchat story…
42. The exact same applies to Instagram.
43. Also you never need to be worried about it ditching you for a younger, hotter girl. Your own pie is faithful to you, and only you.
44. Its attention is constantly dedicated to you.
45. You don’t mind whether it gets on your face since you are in fact saving it for later on.
46. The greatest aspect is swallowing.
47. Pizza invariably goes directly to your thighs.
48. It's sole job is to delight you.
49. If you order it, it will come each and every time.
50. There aren't any hesitations whenever your relationship escalates.
51. You are able to personalize it the way you