Philosopher's Mistake

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The story started with a guy named Billy. Billy loved to eat pizza. One day Billy thought it would be cool to make a huge gigantic pizza. He wanted to eat it all by himself. Billy’s parents always thought he ate too much pizza, but they never told him.
Billy had to make a blueprint of his pizza. Only he couldn’t find blue paper so he just decided to draw it. He drew a huge gigantic circle 6 miles long, but on 6 inches on the paper. There needed to be cheese, pepperoni, sausage, pineapple, oranges, fish, chips everything you could think of was going to go on that pizza.
All Billy needed was to get dough and all the things he need on the pizza. He went to the Pizza Making Supplies Store (stores name) to get everything he wanted for his huge
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He brought all of the dough in the backyard and started to roll out the dough. He rolled and rolled for 5 hours straight. He was almost done with the rolling and he heard a big growl. He jumped and made footprints in the dough. He turned around and there was a huge grizzly bear eating at his dough. Billy ran to the house to get his matchette. Billy hurried and found it and chopped off the bears head.
After getting the body out of the way he finished his little bit of rolling he had left and started with the pizza sauce. He ordered dump truck loads of pizza sauce at the Pizza Making Supply Store and they should be to his house at 3:30. It was 3:15. He figured he could use a break after all of his rolling he did so he left his dough outside and went to the kitchen to make a frozen pizza.
Finally after 45 minutes the pizza sauce came. They quickly dumped on the sauce and left. Billy had to pay $600 dollars for all of that pizza sauce it better be good he thought. All of the sudden when Billy was almost finished with the sauce somebody screamed, “Billy!! What do you think you are doing out there!!!” Billy looked up. Shocked. It was his mom. She was home from work way
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It was almost getting dark though. They hurried and found all of the hair dyers they could and started hair drying the pizza. The crust was actually getting brown after 2 hours of cooking and they couldn’t see a thing.
Johnny was one of Billy's friends and he got a fantastic idea. He thought if they built a fire they would be apple to see the pizza and cook some parts of the pizza on the fire. They gathered some wood and cut strips of the pizza to put on the fire. It was cold outside so the fire helped warm them up.
It was about time that the 6 mile pizza was getting done and it was. Billy was so excited to eat the pizza with all of his friends. When he started making the pizza he didn’t want to share it at all, but now he was thankful for his friends.
So when they pizza was all finished he invited all of his friends to camp at his house and eat the pizza. They all stayed there by the fire all night long and ate 3 ½ miles of pizza between the 7 of them. Billy was so tired by morning and wanted to go to sleep, but he had so much fun with his friends. He wanted to do it again soon. Billy ate 2 ½ miles of pizza the next day. The pizza was gone and he couldn’t wait to make another 6 mile

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