First things first you gotta be thin. But not so thin that you actually might look like you have an eating disorder, in which case you will be told to “eat a cheeseburger” or be called “chicken legs,” but hey at least you’re thin, right? You should also be very slender and lean everywhere, by everywhere I mean except for the essential parts of you which have pleasing, gentle curves. Your arms shouldn’t show any hair follicles or even the slightest fat deposits, but you see, your rack should be full, while your buttox should be tight and round as Mother Earth herself. If you don’t have these attributes naturally, you see, you can get plastic surgery, or implants, but they MUST look completely natural — if not, you’re going to be called a “fake
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You don’t have acne, you don’t have redness, blackheads, whiteheads — you name it and you certainly don’t have wrinkles. You are perpetually young, even if that means getting tons of fillers and hours worth of surgical procedures, although you should never look as though you’ve had work done of any kind, that would make you revolting and a “catfish.” Your skin should be smooth and glowing and, as if it even needs to be said, white. You are allowed to be another race, but only if your features fall firmly in the “Caucasian” category. Looking too “ethnic” is weird and undesirable, of …show more content…
By dressing up, you may be targeted and be called a “try hard” or instead, interrogated on who you may be all dressed up for. Of course, certainly not for your damn self. Your attire should be perfectly tailored to accent every curve without ever clinging too tightly, otherwise you will look like a gross whore. There is a thin line between being “sexy” and being “slutty,” a man gets to arbitrarily decide it, and you are never to cross it. Your clothes should also be of high, refined quality without ever stepping into the territory of “label whore” or being the kind of “high-maintenance b*tch” who would demand to be treated to nice
You don’t have acne, you don’t have redness, blackheads, whiteheads — you name it and you certainly don’t have wrinkles. You are perpetually young, even if that means getting tons of fillers and hours worth of surgical procedures, although you should never look as though you’ve had work done of any kind, that would make you revolting and a “catfish.” Your skin should be smooth and glowing and, as if it even needs to be said, white. You are allowed to be another race, but only if your features fall firmly in the “Caucasian” category. Looking too “ethnic” is weird and undesirable, of …show more content…
By dressing up, you may be targeted and be called a “try hard” or instead, interrogated on who you may be all dressed up for. Of course, certainly not for your damn self. Your attire should be perfectly tailored to accent every curve without ever clinging too tightly, otherwise you will look like a gross whore. There is a thin line between being “sexy” and being “slutty,” a man gets to arbitrarily decide it, and you are never to cross it. Your clothes should also be of high, refined quality without ever stepping into the territory of “label whore” or being the kind of “high-maintenance b*tch” who would demand to be treated to nice