How to Survive a Horror Movie or All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
1: Horror movie victims aren't killed by reincarnated monsters or machete wielding psychopaths. They're killed by ignorance (Points Finger)
2:Ignorance is the mortal danger there. Of the butcher lurking in every shadow of the new rules:
TOGETHER: Ignorance of the fact that they are in a horror movie
1: It’s time to stop the tragic loss of life. Stop the ignorance
2: With Seth Gram’s “How to survive a horror movie” or:
TOGETHER: “All the skills to dodge the kills.”
2: So how do you know when you’ve been sucked into the terror verse?
1: Sometimes, the signs are unmistakable. For instance if you're a teenage baby sitter, caring for a mute toddler, in a remote cabin, in the state …show more content…
2: If you don’t have the height of a church or a water tower working for you. Reach for the highest window in your hideout and take a look
1: Do you see the attacker?
2: is he’s standing still or looking for a way in?
1: is there an unoccupied vehicle in sight?
2: All this information will help you choose the most practical escape route
1: If you see nothing, there probably right behind you. NO WAIT! don’t turn around. Nice and cool… That's it now on the count of three cover your face with your arms and jump over the rail off the water tower or jump through the window!
2: Wait wait wait. Jump?!?!
1: Either you jump or you die
1: Ready? 1...2… Just kidding you're dead either
1: Horror movie victims aren't killed by reincarnated monsters or machete wielding psychopaths. They're killed by ignorance (Points Finger)
2:Ignorance is the mortal danger there. Of the butcher lurking in every shadow of the new rules:
TOGETHER: Ignorance of the fact that they are in a horror movie
1: It’s time to stop the tragic loss of life. Stop the ignorance
2: With Seth Gram’s “How to survive a horror movie” or:
TOGETHER: “All the skills to dodge the kills.”
2: So how do you know when you’ve been sucked into the terror verse?
1: Sometimes, the signs are unmistakable. For instance if you're a teenage baby sitter, caring for a mute toddler, in a remote cabin, in the state …show more content…
2: If you don’t have the height of a church or a water tower working for you. Reach for the highest window in your hideout and take a look
1: Do you see the attacker?
2: is he’s standing still or looking for a way in?
1: is there an unoccupied vehicle in sight?
2: All this information will help you choose the most practical escape route
1: If you see nothing, there probably right behind you. NO WAIT! don’t turn around. Nice and cool… That's it now on the count of three cover your face with your arms and jump over the rail off the water tower or jump through the window!
2: Wait wait wait. Jump?!?!
1: Either you jump or you die
1: Ready? 1...2… Just kidding you're dead either