Oh Council of Music, the time has come to address a grave and dreadful issue
regarding the vile and insolent outsiders who have been invading our own practice
rooms. We have a policy that you have set in place which truthfully states: “practice
rooms are reserved for students only.” We also have in-room rules that declare: “no
eating, close the door, don’t touch the AC, and turn off the light when done.” However,
these infiltrators rebelliously break most to all of those laws, and they shouldn’t even
be entering because they’re not even students-even if they may insist that they are!!!
Even if we tell them to leave and report them to you, they keep rebelliously resisting our
orders anyway, making any attempts to banish them …show more content…
I request that our practice rooms
require keys all day long, rather than only at night for our own safety, necessary
practicing, and mental sanity! We don’t need to grow grey strands during our youth
from guests (or should I say invaders) ravaging our facilities!
The easily accessible nature of our precious and valuable practice rooms are having
a fatal effect on the students who use them. Imbecile trespassers are taking up
available spaces that students could be using to clock in those hours that they need
for that crucial competition, recital, or audition that could make or break their
reputation or make a name for themselves! There has been one small-minded
undesirable who “closed” a piano by resting half of the lid on the music desk…twice!
There have also been many outsiders who use our essential spaces for teaching, and a
wicked shenanigan who requests critique on his playing to students who are
practicing! That disturbing shenanigan could continuously insist until death that he’s a
student, but he illogically changes what major he has every time! What absolute and corrupt
regarding the vile and insolent outsiders who have been invading our own practice
rooms. We have a policy that you have set in place which truthfully states: “practice
rooms are reserved for students only.” We also have in-room rules that declare: “no
eating, close the door, don’t touch the AC, and turn off the light when done.” However,
these infiltrators rebelliously break most to all of those laws, and they shouldn’t even
be entering because they’re not even students-even if they may insist that they are!!!
Even if we tell them to leave and report them to you, they keep rebelliously resisting our
orders anyway, making any attempts to banish them …show more content…
I request that our practice rooms
require keys all day long, rather than only at night for our own safety, necessary
practicing, and mental sanity! We don’t need to grow grey strands during our youth
from guests (or should I say invaders) ravaging our facilities!
The easily accessible nature of our precious and valuable practice rooms are having
a fatal effect on the students who use them. Imbecile trespassers are taking up
available spaces that students could be using to clock in those hours that they need
for that crucial competition, recital, or audition that could make or break their
reputation or make a name for themselves! There has been one small-minded
undesirable who “closed” a piano by resting half of the lid on the music desk…twice!
There have also been many outsiders who use our essential spaces for teaching, and a
wicked shenanigan who requests critique on his playing to students who are
practicing! That disturbing shenanigan could continuously insist until death that he’s a
student, but he illogically changes what major he has every time! What absolute and corrupt