Everyone is talking about how you were caught sneaking out of your room and talking to El Patron’s clone, Matt. I wanted to write this letter urging you to re-evaluate the situation. Some people call Matt an eejit, but clones are much worse than eejits. Eejits are predictable; you can be certain they will act as they are programmed to do. Clones, however, have an evil mind of their own. They have no soul and they cannot distinguish right from wrong. Clones are like rabid wolves. Matt may seem friendly, but he is not safe to be around. It is for your own safety that I beg you to stay away from him and anyone in current or previous contact with him. If you will not regard your personal safety, please consider the safety of others; Matt is being
