Persuasive Essay: Why Big Foot Should Be President

I think big-foot should be president, because he would eat all of the democrats and let Donald Trump be vice president. All of the Mexicans that don’t go out immediately will have the same punishments as the democrats. The reason he would eat all of the Mexicans is because they are always tearing down his cousins homes. He hates all of the noise of the chopping of the trees. He also hates that they do all of the construction on the roads. They make traffic when he is sleeping. He will throw Hillary Clinton into jail for a life sentence. He will throw Ted Cruz out of the republican race for president. Donald Trump will beat Marco Rubio, that is how Donald will be vice president. The bigfoot will get all of the fat kids of the couch and get …show more content…
Their leader also taught them what their nutritional value was. Of course they were too busy playing their games to learn how to eat right. All of the people that don’t obey will be eaten. That of course will hurt the population, but you know that he has to eat. We will have to ask him to go on a diet for a while, when we are trying to repopulate the world. He will teach us to fight with tools and weapons. When he teaches us those things, he will get us to take over Africa, Europe, and Australia. He will be very tired by then. We will tell him to hold back on Russia. By then he has made the U.S.A a very strong population of people. There are very little fat people in here now. There still is the problem of smoking and abuse. He will be very happy to fix that. For the abuse he will come up with a trial for anybody who abuses anybody.The trial is that for every abuse, you have 10 years in his stomach. Wait, he won't even be able to come out he will be dead. For the smoking issue, he will tell the cigarette companies to put a chemical that makes you choke on the smoke that comes in your mouth. He will conquer almost the whole