Pet Peeves Analysis

“I don 't have pet peeves, I have an entire kennel of irritation” was once said by Whoopi Goldberg. Nothing more could describe my continuous storm of anger raining down upon anyone who comes near me. Alas, I cannot do this essay on every single stinking pet peeve I have but I have made sure to pick a delightfully disgusting topic today. So, for the genuine glory of basing all of my essay on a pun, I 've chosen to focus on my pet peeves. Specifically, the focus is Kimber 's altercations with the toilet, the bad idea of having a black dog in the middle of the night, and Callies ' nose issues. The tantrums of pure anger begin with Kimber. Before the next part, I should specify the problem a little bit. Kimber has long jowls that hang down on either side of her face. This means that …show more content…
Although she is much smaller than Kimber, she still can be a force of nature to deal with. While exercising on the floor, she tends to hop over, too-curly tail wagging wildly as she stops to paw my face. Mostly, she does this for attention. Anyone on the floor obviously has to pay attention to her, or she 'll throw a fit. This fit includes shoving her butt in the face of the poor floor-dweller. When this plot for attention is ignored, she goes on to the next step, which means getting as close to their face as possible. At first, its seen as an attempt to cajole the person into petting her. Do not be fooled, shes secretly plotting their demise. It takes a moment for her to get close enough, and then she strikes. Faster than a cobra, she dives in. It is probably intended to be a little bite, but she is quite bad at calculating. The bite doesn 't hurt so much as the pain of having a tiny rocket slammed into their nose. Rolling over to cover the injured flesh does nothing, as her next target is ears. Theres nothing besides fear as they lie there, nursing their pride, which hurts just about as bad as their