Of course it is not fair. Therefore, I propose that it is not in our intention to provide these new soldiers with a wage, but rather make them fight for the huge backlog of taxes they have not paid. I grant that the homeless probably will not conform to the high standards that the world expects of our armed forces, and therefore we intend not to spend any more money than we have too. We will therefore create a new division for these men, known as the "Angry Mob". The sole intension of this group is to be deployed into the country, transported to an area of enemy activity, and then be released. We will train them to run around, shooting enemy positions etc. Enemy positions, how to locate them and how to identify the enemy will be included in the training. I believe it is unimportant to train them in tactical moves and why should we spend additional money?
So, why should my proposal be taken into action? Firstly, it will greatly reduce the number of homeless people found in our streets. It will mean that we can give better services back to the taxpayer, and they will therefore agree with my