Personal Narrative: My Aquatic Love Of Marriage

My Aquatic Love Marriage, it is an act of commitment between you and another person where you swear to be by their side in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. It is a beautiful contract binding two people in love, and I wish to be in this sort of commitment with you, my fish. Yes, you my beautiful fish with scales that are as orange and vibrant as newly plucked tangerines; I wish to marry you. I do not intend to boast, but I would make an excellent spouse. I am responsible and have plenty of free time to take care of you and alleviate the loneliness you may feel as you swim around your fish tank. I will support you in whatever your endeavors may be or any decisions you may make. In addition since my lifespan is longer than yours …show more content…
One of them might be how our marriage is biologically impossible since we are of two different species and are unable to produce offspring through this marriage. This argument is invalid when applied to our marriage, since our marriage will be based solely on the premise of companionship, and an understanding that transcends words; our relationship has no need for physical contact or anything of that nature. Also regarding the matter of children, I do not want children, so this matter will not be an issue for me, and you my dear fish are a hybrid causing you to be sterile and unable to produce offspring even if you wanted a child. However if your want for a child is something that you can’t part with then I am not against adopting a baby fish for you. There is also the argument of whether society would even accept a marriage between a human and a fish. I believe society will have to accept this marriage since don’t all living beings deserve love, don’t they all deserve companionship, and understanding, and devotion, and adoration, and the ability to express these things to whomever they want as long as the other party is willing? I will give you, my beautiful fish, all these things and more making it onerous for society to reject our relationship because that would be the same as saying that I don’t have the ability to love whomever I want, or saying that you don’t deserve love. The rejection of our marriage would be like stating that love is bound by certain regulations in order to be considered “true” love. This is ridiculous because no matter what love is love and actual true love is only attainable when there are no regulations against