It was April 24 at 11:45 PM when they came. You know they, they the humans.
It’s not like I’m anti human or anything, it’s just, my past with humans weren’t always on good terms. There was the Lattimore's who thought giving me kisses was showing love, and then there was the Jones’s who thought it would be nice to come and join me in the tub when thyself was being washed. Oh the horrors I had seen. Then there was the Smith’s who thought putting me in outrageous outfits or costumes should I say was adorable. So now do you see why man isn’t exactly my best friend? The stories I could tell you.
“What’s up dog?” Oh God, it’s that annoying cat again.
“Ha-ha you get it. Because humans say what’s up dog as in how you doing homie, but we as animals
It’s not like I’m anti human or anything, it’s just, my past with humans weren’t always on good terms. There was the Lattimore's who thought giving me kisses was showing love, and then there was the Jones’s who thought it would be nice to come and join me in the tub when thyself was being washed. Oh the horrors I had seen. Then there was the Smith’s who thought putting me in outrageous outfits or costumes should I say was adorable. So now do you see why man isn’t exactly my best friend? The stories I could tell you.
“What’s up dog?” Oh God, it’s that annoying cat again.
“Ha-ha you get it. Because humans say what’s up dog as in how you doing homie, but we as animals