I like pie, and Jim likes pizza. Although I like pie, I can also eat fish. Fish and John do not get along. If we are to stay friends, we must like the same food. We must all move past this and gather across the country in order to win this. If we do not, I fear it may be too late. How can we survive, if not through trials and tribulation? The pie war will start, and we must protect what is rightfully ours in the world. Your sons, daughters, brothers, and sisters will all be in danger should we fail today. The pizza clan cannot win, should they do so, we will be in utter ruin. Let us join together and fight for our liberty for it is our right. Take heed brethren, this will not be a light task. However unwieldy, we shall prevail. Grab your armaments,
