The Ogre and the Break & Enter
Hello. I’m the ogre and I live in a castle on a cloud in the sky. This is my story about how my house was broken into. One day, I stumbled out of bed as a familiar odor wafts up to my nose. It must’ve been yesterday’s dinner! I wolf down breakfast as I wonder why I could still smell the scent of Englishmen. As everybody knows, an ogre like me loves to take naps after breakfast. I doze off next to my big bag of golden coins. When I woke up, all that was left of my treasure was nothing but an empty bag! Assuring myself that it couldn’t have gone anywhere, I continue with my day.
On the next day, I wake up to the smell of humans again! Still confused, I fixed myself some breakfast. Now, you couldn’t have a healthy
Hello. I’m the ogre and I live in a castle on a cloud in the sky. This is my story about how my house was broken into. One day, I stumbled out of bed as a familiar odor wafts up to my nose. It must’ve been yesterday’s dinner! I wolf down breakfast as I wonder why I could still smell the scent of Englishmen. As everybody knows, an ogre like me loves to take naps after breakfast. I doze off next to my big bag of golden coins. When I woke up, all that was left of my treasure was nothing but an empty bag! Assuring myself that it couldn’t have gone anywhere, I continue with my day.
On the next day, I wake up to the smell of humans again! Still confused, I fixed myself some breakfast. Now, you couldn’t have a healthy