They left my bottom on, so I am big around my head and skinny around my legs and my feet are the same thickness as my head. It’s an odd shape for a piece of wood. I have no idea what they are going to do with me. I hope they make me into something useful, not something like a bench or swing. If they do, I will always have my face being squished. I don’t think any piece of wood would want that! Just when I thought I was done, I hear something turn on. That noise hasn’t turned out well for me in the past. I feel my outer skin smoothing out. All of the sudden I am smooth as a baby’s bottom! It puts me on a machine and they start engraving letters on my back side. It says a name like Josh Hamilton. I am thinking, what is a Josh Hamilton. Then the weird creature picks me up and puts me on a scale. I look down and see numbers changing. The thing called a human, says something like
They left my bottom on, so I am big around my head and skinny around my legs and my feet are the same thickness as my head. It’s an odd shape for a piece of wood. I have no idea what they are going to do with me. I hope they make me into something useful, not something like a bench or swing. If they do, I will always have my face being squished. I don’t think any piece of wood would want that! Just when I thought I was done, I hear something turn on. That noise hasn’t turned out well for me in the past. I feel my outer skin smoothing out. All of the sudden I am smooth as a baby’s bottom! It puts me on a machine and they start engraving letters on my back side. It says a name like Josh Hamilton. I am thinking, what is a Josh Hamilton. Then the weird creature picks me up and puts me on a scale. I look down and see numbers changing. The thing called a human, says something like