Its dark and I can't move. Yep I died, so it should be my seventh reincarnation but there is something not right about this one, even that time when I woken up in womb I could at least move slightly and it fell wet this time I felt nothing. For now let's test if I remember everything correctly from before this rebirth.
Originally I was middle aged man that liked to play paper rpg and tabletop games, but certain day after playing up to third in the morning and drinking little to much I decided to go home on foot. When I was on the bridge truck going from the other side of the road skidded right in my direction so I jumped from the bridge straight into the river in winter. I don't need to ad how it ended.
After that I meet a goddess, not that …show more content…
Died at age 37 after goblins invaded city i lived at. Leaning from my previous experiences decide to go kaboom with more than five hundreds goblins around and inside my home than got caught by them.
Become lizard-men summoner, blood mage. World was quite peaceful until fire dragons attacked. Its most likely sound like I heroically fought against fire dragons right, not at all I was going to but after dragons made forest catch fire there was goblin stampede. This time I didn't had time to go kaboom, so the last thing I seen was goblin taking my shoes and running away with them. Died at age …show more content…
Everyone needs time to catch breath sometimes so I become an farmer, of course I done it on my own conditions. When I was 63 my farm was bigger than some aristocrats territories I was even producing alchemical ingredients. I also passed my knowledge about magic ,fighting, alchemy and enchanting to my family. But when I was 63 third prince of Maya kingdom decide to take my twelve years old granddaughter as his 67 concubine. Of course I told him to scram but he didn't took it well. He ordered his knights to kill my family and burn my farm so I activated glyph that I hidden before my main door. It made swamp under them to stop them from moving, this swamp was special kind producing explosive gas . And after that I gave it small spark. And that's how you make an royal roast. After that I made my family and servants pack all we had and run away while I stayed behind to stop pursuit. After all my lives I learned than thought you will never be ready for everything you should still try and so after such long live you can tell that my home become fortress, an magic powered fortress. I send of my family be secret teleportation gate that had used a lot of magic stones that were there only for this one reason. After that I destroyed the gate so no one can trace them and activated home defenses. Battalion of Earth golems, two Squadrons of wind spirits and even some fire elementals after that I activated all the traps and waited. Kingdom wasn't ready for this. First
Originally I was middle aged man that liked to play paper rpg and tabletop games, but certain day after playing up to third in the morning and drinking little to much I decided to go home on foot. When I was on the bridge truck going from the other side of the road skidded right in my direction so I jumped from the bridge straight into the river in winter. I don't need to ad how it ended.
After that I meet a goddess, not that …show more content…
Died at age 37 after goblins invaded city i lived at. Leaning from my previous experiences decide to go kaboom with more than five hundreds goblins around and inside my home than got caught by them.
Become lizard-men summoner, blood mage. World was quite peaceful until fire dragons attacked. Its most likely sound like I heroically fought against fire dragons right, not at all I was going to but after dragons made forest catch fire there was goblin stampede. This time I didn't had time to go kaboom, so the last thing I seen was goblin taking my shoes and running away with them. Died at age …show more content…
Everyone needs time to catch breath sometimes so I become an farmer, of course I done it on my own conditions. When I was 63 my farm was bigger than some aristocrats territories I was even producing alchemical ingredients. I also passed my knowledge about magic ,fighting, alchemy and enchanting to my family. But when I was 63 third prince of Maya kingdom decide to take my twelve years old granddaughter as his 67 concubine. Of course I told him to scram but he didn't took it well. He ordered his knights to kill my family and burn my farm so I activated glyph that I hidden before my main door. It made swamp under them to stop them from moving, this swamp was special kind producing explosive gas . And after that I gave it small spark. And that's how you make an royal roast. After that I made my family and servants pack all we had and run away while I stayed behind to stop pursuit. After all my lives I learned than thought you will never be ready for everything you should still try and so after such long live you can tell that my home become fortress, an magic powered fortress. I send of my family be secret teleportation gate that had used a lot of magic stones that were there only for this one reason. After that I destroyed the gate so no one can trace them and activated home defenses. Battalion of Earth golems, two Squadrons of wind spirits and even some fire elementals after that I activated all the traps and waited. Kingdom wasn't ready for this. First