I’m Phynn the anthropomorphic Shark. Like every other shark with legs and arms in 500,000 A.D., I like to eat. Actually, I love to eat. Unlike most sharks, though, I enjoy cooking the fish I collect. My broad, webby hands give me just enough dexterity to be a chef.
Since I am one of the few sharks on the planet who can cook, I opened my own restaurant, Physhy Phun, where sharks could come and test the different varieties of fish. The building is an ancient factory that has rusted walls, holes in the roof, and shattered glass windows. It is a perfect location for a restaurant aside from the fact that it rests upon a crumbling cliff of chalk. The skyscraping waves can be heard crashing into the cliff, slowly withering the chalk away. The force of the surges can be felt pulsating through the floor. The ocean air creeps in through the …show more content…
The most popular meal is the Cod Sandwich, a raw cod sandwiched in between two blackened cod. The briny flavor overpowers any other flavor for a matter of seconds. The crunch of the outer cod complements the juicy cod in the middle; this meal has always been a Phann favorite. Other meals include the Guppy Plate, which is a bowl piled high with 100 diced raw Guppies. The Guppies have a gum-like texture that allow them to slide down their consumer’s throat with ease. The Guppies refuse to be chewed, but they also refuse to lose their strong iron taste. The Tuna Salad is another popular option. Tuna fish are spread out on top of a layer of seaweed, giving the fish a fresh taste as if they had just been yanked out of the ocean blue.
The customer base of Physhy Phun is incredibly diverse. A plethora of shark species come all at once to feast together. The Great White Sharks are the most consistent customers. Everyday each Great White will enter the restaurant and devour more than most tables combined. Often they will pick up their plates and pour them straight down their
Since I am one of the few sharks on the planet who can cook, I opened my own restaurant, Physhy Phun, where sharks could come and test the different varieties of fish. The building is an ancient factory that has rusted walls, holes in the roof, and shattered glass windows. It is a perfect location for a restaurant aside from the fact that it rests upon a crumbling cliff of chalk. The skyscraping waves can be heard crashing into the cliff, slowly withering the chalk away. The force of the surges can be felt pulsating through the floor. The ocean air creeps in through the …show more content…
The most popular meal is the Cod Sandwich, a raw cod sandwiched in between two blackened cod. The briny flavor overpowers any other flavor for a matter of seconds. The crunch of the outer cod complements the juicy cod in the middle; this meal has always been a Phann favorite. Other meals include the Guppy Plate, which is a bowl piled high with 100 diced raw Guppies. The Guppies have a gum-like texture that allow them to slide down their consumer’s throat with ease. The Guppies refuse to be chewed, but they also refuse to lose their strong iron taste. The Tuna Salad is another popular option. Tuna fish are spread out on top of a layer of seaweed, giving the fish a fresh taste as if they had just been yanked out of the ocean blue.
The customer base of Physhy Phun is incredibly diverse. A plethora of shark species come all at once to feast together. The Great White Sharks are the most consistent customers. Everyday each Great White will enter the restaurant and devour more than most tables combined. Often they will pick up their plates and pour them straight down their