Long ago, in a far away land, there lived a man. This man lived alone in a rickety cabin. The floorboards creaked with every step, and the walls were bare and undecorated. The man never bothered to decorate or clean his cabin, so it smelt like old eggs and mildew. This man never paid his bills, and he never bothered to take a shower because there was no water. He only survived off of cereal and canned food, because they never expire and he can’t cook anything, for there is no gas. His shack only has two bedrooms and an attic, the bedrooms are the same size. He spends most of his time looking at old yearbooks and photos of his childhood. The only source of light was a dimmed lamp in the center of the living room. He could not afford any new
