“She’s coming!” I yelled to Keyboard and to Mouse. “Oh, let’s see what she does this time! She’ll probably do the usual: edit her video, watch Joe Sugg, and upload her video.” We called her “she” because we didn’t know her actual name. That was what we were trying to figure out. She sat down and turned me on. As I turned on and loaded, I thought about what I should do to annoy her. She deserves it sometimes. A few days ago, I was actually trying to load things and not annoying her on purpose. She started flicking me and saying rude things. She was so mad, if only there was some way to tell her I was trying my best. Then once I was loaded, she clicked on Chrome. “Sometimes I wish I was you, Computer. Your job seems fun, knowing everything
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I made it so none of them worked. She ended up getting so angry, she exited her project without saving it! She put her head down in her arms and muttered things I couldn’t hear. And I don’t think I wanted to either. Then, we heard her mom call her for dinner. Her name was Zoe.
“Sweet!” said Keyboard. “She was typing so rapidly, man. She was so angry! And now we know her name: Zoe!”
I laughed. “Finally! People who annoy me or wear me out are my enemies. And it’s so easy to annoy them.”
“So every human is your enemy?” Mouse asked.
“Yes. All they do is scold me for what I’m not doing or can’t do. They don’t understand it takes a lot of work and energy for me to do one thing. And plus, they don’t acknowledge the things that I can do.” I answered. Especially Zoe. She was my number one person to annoy. Zoe was the person who always looked at what I couldn’t do, even though I do a lot. I can do more things that I can actually do than what I can’t do.
Keyboard snorted, “So are you ever going to not annoy humans?”
“I think we all know the answer to that!” I said. And we all laughed so hard we almost died. Literally. Mouse’s and Keyboard’s batteries went low (yes, Keyboard is run by a battery). But at least we know Zoe’s
I made it so none of them worked. She ended up getting so angry, she exited her project without saving it! She put her head down in her arms and muttered things I couldn’t hear. And I don’t think I wanted to either. Then, we heard her mom call her for dinner. Her name was Zoe.
“Sweet!” said Keyboard. “She was typing so rapidly, man. She was so angry! And now we know her name: Zoe!”
I laughed. “Finally! People who annoy me or wear me out are my enemies. And it’s so easy to annoy them.”
“So every human is your enemy?” Mouse asked.
“Yes. All they do is scold me for what I’m not doing or can’t do. They don’t understand it takes a lot of work and energy for me to do one thing. And plus, they don’t acknowledge the things that I can do.” I answered. Especially Zoe. She was my number one person to annoy. Zoe was the person who always looked at what I couldn’t do, even though I do a lot. I can do more things that I can actually do than what I can’t do.
Keyboard snorted, “So are you ever going to not annoy humans?”
“I think we all know the answer to that!” I said. And we all laughed so hard we almost died. Literally. Mouse’s and Keyboard’s batteries went low (yes, Keyboard is run by a battery). But at least we know Zoe’s