Then there was the time cheesecake gave us all free tickets to the reds game. Well I still have a rental. So I drive us being the DD. We stop and get whiskey on the way and start taking shots every time we stop in traffic. I hardly remember parking. Apparently I passed out eating a hot dog while tailgating with everyone. Holly and (I forgot her name but she was amazing (lesbian and she picked me up from the hospital when I fell off the bluff on my birthday at the bar)) Put me in my backseat. Well I wake up the next morning in the backseat at their complex.
Then there was the time I drove us to claimant lounge, my car was full and that thing hardly went when I was in it alone, well I am pretty drunk and everyone’s being crazy. We leave and …show more content…
Alicia (Denver) Holly B, Brian, Chris and Pat all come and stay the weekend. Well of course I am drunk 95% of the weekend, we go to Claremont and apparently I almost get in a fight with someone. So pat has to step in. Then I eat these moonshine cherries like they are skittles all weekend. Ill never forget Chris (I’d never really hung out with him) He literally talked the whole weekend! THE WHOLE TIME. I recall we went to cheesecake all of use and he WOULDN’T SHUT UP, so of course I am at the end wanting to pound my head against the table. Holly Finally said, you guys need to eat! Hahaha I wanted to die.
Ill never forget texting Greta, her and Chris did save my life a few times (I believe you placed them there on purpose) … Anyway, when I had fallen off the bluff on my birthday at Burkhart’s and started texting her she was drunk too. She called her mom a “basic bitch” HA! I loved her parents. Fritz and Ann, they’d get wild. At thanksgiving Fritz looked over and said Ben, we know you like to eat... yea I was the size of half the table at that point. They were amazing
Then there was the time I drove us to claimant lounge, my car was full and that thing hardly went when I was in it alone, well I am pretty drunk and everyone’s being crazy. We leave and …show more content…
Alicia (Denver) Holly B, Brian, Chris and Pat all come and stay the weekend. Well of course I am drunk 95% of the weekend, we go to Claremont and apparently I almost get in a fight with someone. So pat has to step in. Then I eat these moonshine cherries like they are skittles all weekend. Ill never forget Chris (I’d never really hung out with him) He literally talked the whole weekend! THE WHOLE TIME. I recall we went to cheesecake all of use and he WOULDN’T SHUT UP, so of course I am at the end wanting to pound my head against the table. Holly Finally said, you guys need to eat! Hahaha I wanted to die.
Ill never forget texting Greta, her and Chris did save my life a few times (I believe you placed them there on purpose) … Anyway, when I had fallen off the bluff on my birthday at Burkhart’s and started texting her she was drunk too. She called her mom a “basic bitch” HA! I loved her parents. Fritz and Ann, they’d get wild. At thanksgiving Fritz looked over and said Ben, we know you like to eat... yea I was the size of half the table at that point. They were amazing