Reflective Essay: Sea Of Macaroni And Geese

I knew something was horribly wrong when I woke up on a lemon shaped inner-tube in a sea of squishy macaroni and cheese. Ever since I was little, the smell, texture, and pretty much everything about macaroni and cheese disgusted me. Cheese was meant to be sprinkled on top of noodles, not engulf them. Looking around at the yellow encrusted rocks and the velveeta cheese waterfalls, I felt like I was living a real life nightmare.
Just over the ledge I could see what appeared to be a giant drop off. I gasped thinking to myself that this was the end and my final memory of life. The inner-tube picked up speed and I clenched my eyes shut, thinking the impact would lessen if I didn't see what happened.... "AHHHHHHHH!" I shrieked with an intensity.
SPLASH! I landed face first in a red sparkly cave in a mound full of geese skulls. At least there was no geese in this odd place I thought; I always been severely terrified of geese. The air felt thick and humid and there was a faint stench of moldy cotton candy and moth balls. …show more content…
And why am I standing here with you? I feel like I’m in a never ending dream.” I exclaimed. “All Disney characters are real, and the ones that commit the most horrid acts are banished here. Obviously, you are not a character as you are small and have absolutely no charisma, but you must have done something offensive to Disney to end up in the Disney hell.” Scar mocked at me. I’m in hell?! Not even just any hell, but Disney hell?! The only moment that I believe would send me here was when I loudly proclaimed on the Disney band trip that Disney is not the happiest place on Earth and they should really take that out of their advertising, but why would that make me stuck with one of the most annoying villains in the Disney franchise? Scar was standing there with a smirk on his face, seeming to be impressed with himself that he knew information that I didn’t. “This just doesn’t make any sense. Are we alone?” I