Personal Narrative Essay On Why Me Moment

It wasn’t until my freshmen year in high school that I had my Why Me moment. For most of my life things went (more or less) in my favor. I might walk into my house with a bloody nose and a ripped shirt, but you should see the other guy. I might walk into my house with my jeans missing the back two pockets because they were still stuck to my chair at school, but you should see the other guy now that I was wearing his pants and he was trying to cover up the missing material that my pants were lacking. I like a joke as much as the next guy, but some jokes can go too far. I couldn’t blame some of the guys, and if I was in their place and they were in mine… Why is it when you try to explain things to you mother that they always bring up …show more content…
Singing a duet with your parents and playing the piano side by side can actually be entertaining or enduring. Having the whole school see your mother as your sexy assistant guarantee many hours lying on a couch in a physiatrist’s office to at least help you be able to get a night sleep once in a while from the nightmares that would soon follow that particular talent show. Then there is that one moment when lightning strikes and the darkness is swept away as everything is awash in a brilliant bright …show more content…
To be more precise, we had saved each other. It wasn’t something that either one of us had planned. Who could make the perfect plan two days before the big parent student talent show as this? Oh, you can bring in divine intervention, or some mumbo jumbo about fate, but this was all coincidental and was welcomed. Before my guarantee humiliation, my mother was out picking up some (why me) fishnet stocking and her corset from the cleaners when she made a mistake and stepped on this man’s foot and twisted her ankle. Not only that, the man tried to catch her as she was falling and dislocated his