Personal Narrative: Because I Break My Funny Bone

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Once upon a time three, or four, guys walked into a store. I was also in that store. They walked up to me and said “Aren’t you that comedian?” And I was like “Why yes I am.” They then came closer and went all tough guy and were all like “Why aren't you funny no more?” I said “Because I broke my funny

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