Personal Narrative: A Humorous Wedding

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“Let me introduce you to Mercedes, Champagne, and ah… Virginia. I’m glad had finally decided to show up. I’m thinking about flying down to a friend’s private island for a party I’ve just been invited through a text from him and you’re coming with me. I can’t speak for these lovely ladies because not one of them seems as if they won’t mind flying naked. As you can see…” All three girls took off their bikini tops and threw them at Geo giggling and swinging their chest playfully. I would seem that might wish to party with me tonight. You on the other hand should see who’s available. Oh, that’s right. You’re not as popular as I am.” “If you want,” Mercedes said, “I got this friend name Sparkle. She’s a real freak. I don’t know if she’s …show more content…
“You called for me young master?” “Mercedes is going to give you the name of a man who schedules his entertainers… performances. See that he is told that a friend of mine name Sparkle is cordially invited to enjoy the next few days away from her employment.” “Who do you wish to deliver this message to this...? I believe the proper term is pimp.” “Just see who’s available to speak with this pimp. I expect to see Sparkle shortly. Please inform her that all accommodations, including wardrobe shall be taken care of. On second thought, Mercedes, give her a call and tell her a limo should be there shortly to pick her up and convey her to my jet. Hopefully she will enjoy a few bottles of champagne. She had much to do to catch up with us. Peterson.” “Yes, young master.” “I will be very unhappy if this pimp decides to interfere. I’m sure he may have a few associates that can be used as examples never to consider using Sparkle or these lovely ladies poorly or deny my wish to… enjoy their company. I do not have to tell any of them or Ms. Sparkle that to say my name when and where it might cause attention to my family will not be …show more content…
I’ll call the police commissioner and have some of his people conveyed your request and send a few of this pimp’s associates to a medical center’s morgue. If you will excuse me, young master, I will inform your pilot and your traveling staff that you are attending a function on the island.” “Thank you Peterson. Well, Brant. Are you ready to have some fun?” “Not particularly. What I do want to know is why you called me over.” “My parents have been getting on my nerves of late. The moment I had told them I was going to spend the next few days with friends they started behaving so… childishly. Once I mentioned that you were coming along, they stopped being difficult. Besides, if you don’t show up with someone to play with, then some of my old acquaintances will think all these ladies are with you and believe they have an opportunity to rekindle our previous temporary friendships.” “In other words, your parents told all their friends with daughters exactly where you are going to be and insure them that security will let them have complete access to you.” “Who else, but my best friend and only friend my parents consider as my friend not to know exactly his

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