Personal Essay: Why America Is Better Than Canada

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Why America is better than Canada

To preface this essay, let it be known that I had originally wanted to type this as a Skype message, but eventually realized that I would need an entire essay to explain why the U.S. is better than this loathsome piece of freezing diarrheic filth. Many sources were needed to put this together, and I will attack on all fronts. Maybe you can go get your feelings checked after this you vile, vacant, worthless cunts. First of all, many Canadians want to live in America instead of Canada. According to a report by Statistics Canada, about 167,300 Canadian residents moved to the U.S. between 2001 and 2006. That’s about 33,000 per year. By comparison, about 9,000 Americans move to Canada each year, and the U.S. has nine times as many people. Granted, I understand why you miserable shit fucks would want to move here. American Universities are better than Canadian Universities. Of the top 20 Universities in the world, the U.S. has 17, with Harvard at number one. In the top 20, none are Canadian. By the way, do you like that computer you’re using? The electricity to use that was invented by a man by the name of Thomas Alva Edison, who was an American. He also invented the “first” motion picture camera. You can fit the amount of Canadian inventions on a
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Canada has never even been considered to be a potential superpower. America also has the largest economy on the planet, marked at 18.1 trillion dollars per year, whereas Canada has a measly 1.6 trillion dollars per year. Keep in mind, the state of California has a GDP of 2.3 trillion dollars a year. We have the strongest military in the world, with a larger budget than the other top ten nations combined. Weighing in at 3,415,893 tons, the American navy, with the closest competitor, Russia, at a lowly 845,730 tons. Canada doesn’t even exist on this list, you need daddy America to save your lowlife scumbag

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