Peg is stupid. Stupid, stupid stupid. I found this out immediately when I realized that she doesn’t know how to speak cat. It is so simple, honestly! There are only 43 different letters and 629 different sounds. At the end of the day, this burden didn’t come in handy whatsoever when we started writing our first story, The Stranger Next Door. I thought it was going to be called Pete is the Most Handsome and Best Cat in the Entire World, but Peg didn’t seem to catch on to that. But hey, this is exactly what I was talking about before. Peg is stupid.
When I adopted Pete from the pet store, Pets 2 Pet, his adoption papers only said that he was “good with children”, so you can imagine how flabbergasted I was after realized that he was an elaborate writer. We started our first book a few months ago titled The Stranger Next …show more content…
In fact, all humans think they are smarter than all animals on the planet. This is SO untrue. Anyone in the right mind would know that cats are, by far, the most intelligent animals. I do all the fabulous, most fantastical, most mind-boggling magical, most outstandingly perfect and wonderful writing, and Peg’s writing is just mediocre. When I look at the words, my mind says “blah blah blah”. I still do not understand how she won the global writing convention last year. I try not to change up any of Peg’s writing as she sleeps, but it is a bit difficult when she makes simple mistakes. Back in the day, when we were working on the now wonderfully published The Stranger Next Door, Peg wrote the phrase “Bobo and me”. Now, being the smart, amazingly talented and educationally gifted feline that I am, I knew that this phrase was incorrect. “Bobo and I” would be correct. So, while Peg slept in her itsy bitsy bed dreaming magical dreams, I got hard at work, starting with fixing this grammatical error and then moving on to my own paragraphs. Oh, Peg. Sometimes smart, but sometimes, stupid, stupid,
When I adopted Pete from the pet store, Pets 2 Pet, his adoption papers only said that he was “good with children”, so you can imagine how flabbergasted I was after realized that he was an elaborate writer. We started our first book a few months ago titled The Stranger Next …show more content…
In fact, all humans think they are smarter than all animals on the planet. This is SO untrue. Anyone in the right mind would know that cats are, by far, the most intelligent animals. I do all the fabulous, most fantastical, most mind-boggling magical, most outstandingly perfect and wonderful writing, and Peg’s writing is just mediocre. When I look at the words, my mind says “blah blah blah”. I still do not understand how she won the global writing convention last year. I try not to change up any of Peg’s writing as she sleeps, but it is a bit difficult when she makes simple mistakes. Back in the day, when we were working on the now wonderfully published The Stranger Next Door, Peg wrote the phrase “Bobo and me”. Now, being the smart, amazingly talented and educationally gifted feline that I am, I knew that this phrase was incorrect. “Bobo and I” would be correct. So, while Peg slept in her itsy bitsy bed dreaming magical dreams, I got hard at work, starting with fixing this grammatical error and then moving on to my own paragraphs. Oh, Peg. Sometimes smart, but sometimes, stupid, stupid,