Peeing Monologue

Ooo yay, they’re coming to see me, I’m so excited my tail might fly off, it’s been ten minutes since I last got a pat. Why are they closing the door? Why are they waving and saying bye? Noooo! They’re going out! But now who’s going to praise me for peeing. Oh look a lizard!

If they aren’t here to congratulate me for peeing I will have to get other dogs to, my pees can’t go unnoticed. How will I get other dogs to see me pee when I’m in here? Maybe I should pee on them? Or pee on a really nice tree, that would be fun! Now, how to get out.

This large hole in the gate might be good enough, I wonder when that got there, meh. Now which way should I go? I know the right way better so I will go left… That makes sense right? Left is so exciting, so many trees to pee on! Just not …show more content…
The tree looks even more pee-able close up. I have to make sure everyone knows what I’m doing so I ruff a few times. Then I sniff the tree to find the best spot. Before I know it I’m flying, no really I’ve been picked up.

Now I’m in the moving-house that I went around to get to the tree. I can’t hold it in for much longer. I pee. I pee in the moving-house the person with the nice tree owns. It’s everywhere.

I see and hear many dogs at this place I’m at. The friendly lady with the nice tree took me here. I’m so excited to meet everybody that I leap out of the nice tree ladies moving-house as soon as she opens the door. Meeting everyones so fun I don’t realise she left, oh well, I have some new friends now.

Why am I in a cage? How did I get here? Where is my owner? Look FOOD! I think this should be my cage. I pee on it. It’s mine now. Some food would be nice, I didn’t eat dinner.

‘SOLDIER!’, I hear my name! It sounds like my owner! I can see her, she is running to my cage and I’m really excited! I missed her. I’m crying when I see her eyes leaking, she’s still coming towards