tober 10, 2017
The Unwanted Public Stink
Who has not experienced the unwanted public stink?
Like a thief in the night, he sneaks up on you faster than you'd think
I shall never forget my first public passing of gas
So much shame was bequeathed to my name, all because of my smelly ass
January 7th was the date of the unfortunate incident
The fact that this day is national Pass Gas Day was no coincidence
I was to finally meet my boyfriend's parents, I really couldn't wait
Looking back now I wish I would've known my rear was about to seal my fate
We all met at a 5-star restaurant in the center of town
Little did I know what was about to go down
I said, "Hello! My name is Paige." With a handshake and a grin
Judging by his parents' warm response,
The Unwanted Public Stink
Who has not experienced the unwanted public stink?
Like a thief in the night, he sneaks up on you faster than you'd think
I shall never forget my first public passing of gas
So much shame was bequeathed to my name, all because of my smelly ass
January 7th was the date of the unfortunate incident
The fact that this day is national Pass Gas Day was no coincidence
I was to finally meet my boyfriend's parents, I really couldn't wait
Looking back now I wish I would've known my rear was about to seal my fate
We all met at a 5-star restaurant in the center of town
Little did I know what was about to go down
I said, "Hello! My name is Paige." With a handshake and a grin
Judging by his parents' warm response,