William stepped onto the floor. He paused at a bulletin board to read Christian-themed literature, and dates for upcoming Christian Coalition meetings and events. He turned and walked down a hallway lined with whitewashed doors to a single room at the end of the hall. He knocked softly. While he waited, he read from a whiteboard on the door. The whiteboard was headed Resident Assistant, Mary Malfronte - Floor Rules. At the bottom of the list of rules, Mary had written in neat block lettering - It is up to St. Peter to determine if failure to obey God’s commandments will deny you entrance to heaven when you stand at the pearly gates. It’s up to me to determine if your failure to follow residency rules will get you expelled from this floor.
Mary managed the floor with crisp efficiently that earned her the nickname Mildred, after the nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. None of the residents dared to refer to Mary directly as Mildred, only throwing the nickname about among the guffaw of snickers and sneers that followed in the wake of the dorm mistress when she patrolled the floor, liberally doling out reprimands for behavior she perceived as slovenly, slothful, or otherwise full …show more content…
She guarded and cherished her virginity. William was chaste for another reason – personality and physical appearance. In high school, a particularly verbose and colorful schoolyard bully regularly reminded William that he ‘couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of twenties.’ Pent-up sexual frustration mounted as William transitioned from his teen years into his early twenties, a time when most over-sexed undergrads on the Quinnipiac campus could not get enough. He channeled the frustration into a conservative fervor that manifested in deep-seeded despise and hatred for all things that framed the sexually uninhibited, politically correct, liberal culture on
Mary managed the floor with crisp efficiently that earned her the nickname Mildred, after the nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. None of the residents dared to refer to Mary directly as Mildred, only throwing the nickname about among the guffaw of snickers and sneers that followed in the wake of the dorm mistress when she patrolled the floor, liberally doling out reprimands for behavior she perceived as slovenly, slothful, or otherwise full …show more content…
She guarded and cherished her virginity. William was chaste for another reason – personality and physical appearance. In high school, a particularly verbose and colorful schoolyard bully regularly reminded William that he ‘couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of twenties.’ Pent-up sexual frustration mounted as William transitioned from his teen years into his early twenties, a time when most over-sexed undergrads on the Quinnipiac campus could not get enough. He channeled the frustration into a conservative fervor that manifested in deep-seeded despise and hatred for all things that framed the sexually uninhibited, politically correct, liberal culture on