Once Upon a Time, in a hypothetical, magical world lived Princess SZA.
In her enchanting kingdom lived all different sorts of youthful beings Now
Princess SZA and her guardsmen were all lead by Sir Kendrick, who was an enlightened guardsman, philosopher, and quite talented rap smith.
It was a dreary, but peaceful day when Sir Kendrick embarked on his daily rounds where he surveyed the kingdom searching for disparities. No later than an hour later, when he finally concluded his rounds, Sir Kendrick overheard a conversation where a few ladies were rambling about how a rapid raccoon had attacked a young, beautiful women named Solana. It had become a popular rumor that mistress Solana was more enchanting and talented than the reigning Princess …show more content…
Days after Sir Kendrick discovery of this wild raccoon attack, more gossip arose where the consensus of the kingdom was once mistress Solana, would be claiming the title of Queen of Sidechicks. When this news made it to Princess SZA, she became enraged, and immediately called a meeting at the center of the kingdom, City Hall on CTRL Ave.
As Princess SZA watched her subjects flood into the kingdom’s forum, she became anxious because she had once heard a similar myth from neighboring kingdom across the bay. This myth proposed that a wicked magician from a land far away would casts evil spells on innocent animals, and influence to attack a lucky host where the spell is transerd. Once the spell has been transferred, that person has the power and influence to cripple any kingdom—even Princess SZA’s vast kingdom.
Weeks later marked the first interaction between Princess SZA and the
Queen of Sidechicks. After battling it out, Princess SZA sings into song singing “my man, is my man, is your man, heard that’s her man too.” When the Queen of Sidechicks heard this lyric, she quickly realized that she is not the so called “queen” of side chicks, but rather being played by
In her enchanting kingdom lived all different sorts of youthful beings Now
Princess SZA and her guardsmen were all lead by Sir Kendrick, who was an enlightened guardsman, philosopher, and quite talented rap smith.
It was a dreary, but peaceful day when Sir Kendrick embarked on his daily rounds where he surveyed the kingdom searching for disparities. No later than an hour later, when he finally concluded his rounds, Sir Kendrick overheard a conversation where a few ladies were rambling about how a rapid raccoon had attacked a young, beautiful women named Solana. It had become a popular rumor that mistress Solana was more enchanting and talented than the reigning Princess …show more content…
Days after Sir Kendrick discovery of this wild raccoon attack, more gossip arose where the consensus of the kingdom was once mistress Solana, would be claiming the title of Queen of Sidechicks. When this news made it to Princess SZA, she became enraged, and immediately called a meeting at the center of the kingdom, City Hall on CTRL Ave.
As Princess SZA watched her subjects flood into the kingdom’s forum, she became anxious because she had once heard a similar myth from neighboring kingdom across the bay. This myth proposed that a wicked magician from a land far away would casts evil spells on innocent animals, and influence to attack a lucky host where the spell is transerd. Once the spell has been transferred, that person has the power and influence to cripple any kingdom—even Princess SZA’s vast kingdom.
Weeks later marked the first interaction between Princess SZA and the
Queen of Sidechicks. After battling it out, Princess SZA sings into song singing “my man, is my man, is your man, heard that’s her man too.” When the Queen of Sidechicks heard this lyric, she quickly realized that she is not the so called “queen” of side chicks, but rather being played by