Obituary
Olivia T. Juliano, a 36-year-old singer and resident of Calabasas, California, died yesterday of brain trauma. In the police report, it stated that Juliano was polishing her silver collection when her custom golden cat statue started to wobble. The statue, modeled after her personal pet Luzbelley Anne, quickly lost its balance and fell onto the singer’s head. The husband had to identify the victim by just the cat tattoo on her lower back as her face was completely obliterated. The expensive oriental rug below her wore Olivia’s teeth, brains, and blood.
Ms. Juliano lived a life fueled by materialistic items and titles. The pop star won her very first Grammy for her single “Please Gimme an A” back in 2005. In 2013, she hosted the MTV
Olivia T. Juliano, a 36-year-old singer and resident of Calabasas, California, died yesterday of brain trauma. In the police report, it stated that Juliano was polishing her silver collection when her custom golden cat statue started to wobble. The statue, modeled after her personal pet Luzbelley Anne, quickly lost its balance and fell onto the singer’s head. The husband had to identify the victim by just the cat tattoo on her lower back as her face was completely obliterated. The expensive oriental rug below her wore Olivia’s teeth, brains, and blood.
Ms. Juliano lived a life fueled by materialistic items and titles. The pop star won her very first Grammy for her single “Please Gimme an A” back in 2005. In 2013, she hosted the MTV