Obese Chickens Research Paper

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Eons ago, before the existence of the dinosaurs, there were two obese chickens living together, shielding the Earth against the hazardous forces of evil. However, after years of protecting the Earth, the chicken realized that someday they can no longer rule and care for the earthlings. Therefore, a legendary, world changing decision must be made to insure the safety of the innocent, little creatures. As a results, after incalculable centuries of thoughts, judgments, and frustration in the chickens’ majestic showers, the two mighty beasts finally understood that the final decision must be made no matter how large the risk is. In order to protect the world, these fat chickens had decided to give birth to a new generation of obese chickens to …show more content…
Dr. Jiggly-Nose’s, who is a proboscis monkey, plan was to stalk behind a dense bush, wait for a precise moment, and finally pluck the chicken’s feather with chopsticks! “Hee, hee, once all of her magical feathers are gone, her eggs will not have enough magic to hatch!” said the monkey. As Dr. Jiggly-Nose is getting ready, Mrs. Mcnugget laid her egg, and with reflexes of 9,001 snails, the insane monkey started to pluck the chicken’s feather off with ferocity. However, before Mrs. Mcnugget lost all of her precious, magical feathers, Mr. KFC, the other obese chicken, made a concluding attempt to protect the earth by demolishing the evil monkey that had once corrupted the planet to save his dear chicklets. Just like a true hero, Mr. KFC sacrificed his own energy force to harness the power of the rainbow to save his children. Concentrated in his body, Mr. KFC made a final blow to deliver his ultimate move, the rainbow fart of death. As rainbow fart squirt out of his butt, everything was obliterated and destroyed, but before Mrs. Mcnuggets pass away and travel to All-You-Can-Eat heaven, she created an invincible barrier encasing her eggs using all of the strength …show more content…
Suddenly, with the miraculous aroma of the salted ocean sea and fresh purified water, the egg deliberately rumble, forming deep layers of fractured egg shells. With a shocking ray of dazzling light, Chicken’lil burst out of the ocean like a spouting fountain and formed a row of floating water. Knowing the birth of Chicken-Lil, Nature summoned the legendary Puu, an old fat panda mastered in the art of fighting, to the young chicklet and hoped for the best as Puu trained the young child. Meanwhile, under countless, deep, fissured bedrocks and layers of overflowing magma, the fiery scent of burnt metal awakened the awe-inspiring Hot-Wings. Like kung-fu master Puu, Frir, a good friend of Mr. KFC who was summoned here by Nature, have heard the cracking of earth and soared down to investigate the situation. To his surprise, he discovered Mr. KFC son, Hot-Wing, corrupted with evil energy. Trying to save Hot-Wing, Frir decided to train Hot-Wing as one of his own child to teach him how to resist against evil magic. Day by day, and night by night, these two chickens gradually grew in power and now they are no longer weak, but tinstead these chicklets are among the strongest creatures in

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