Number Six: In California (and three other states) ladies' night is illegal on the grounds of gender discrimination. See? This is why I don't live there anymore...
Number Five: Using profane language to a person under 14 in person or by telephone is considered disorderly conduct in Georgia. Mel Gibson better hope his family doesn't move here...
Number Four: In New Mexico it’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. Unshaven? As in…How would they know???
Number Three: If you're performing the national anthem (or "Oh Fair New Mexico") anywhere