There is nothing like being ready to enjoy a delicious meal, and then realizing that the meal will be consumed in the presence of a smacker. A smacker can be defined as: the person at the dinner table that parts their lips noisily in eager anticipation of food, drink, or other pleasures. If there were ever a someone that could ruin good food, it would be the person too focused on the food and totally disregarding the awful noises coming from their muzzle. My hatred for smackers can most closely be compared to Farhad Manjoo’s hatred for dogs in the short essay: No, I Do Not Want to Pet Your Dog. Manjoo makes it clear that he believes there is a time and place for dogs, and that he will never be a fan of them. So, now it is my turn to take these infamous smackers to school. Smackers should know that their actions ruin the possibility of good food, disrupt the ambiance, and are downright disrespectful.
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To make it worse, being seated near a smacker while trying to enjoy your meal could be number one in the book for “Top Ten Most Annoying Things That Could Ever Happen to You.” In the short essay, Manjoo starts off by telling a story about being frustrated over a dog in his local gym. This supports his argument for wanting to have places for dogs, and places for people only. My argument is that I’m frustrated that there are people in nice restaurants that have still not learned that smacking their food is an act of a degenerate. If I choose to come to a fancy restaurant once out of the year, because that’s all I can afford, the only noise I want to hear is that of people whom know how to eat properly. I propose that there should be restaurants for people who do not smack, and restaurants for people that do smack. This idea is far-fetched but I guarantee a restaurant named, “I Have No Manners and I Smack My Food,” would bring in all the
To begin, I would like to make a …show more content…
To make it worse, being seated near a smacker while trying to enjoy your meal could be number one in the book for “Top Ten Most Annoying Things That Could Ever Happen to You.” In the short essay, Manjoo starts off by telling a story about being frustrated over a dog in his local gym. This supports his argument for wanting to have places for dogs, and places for people only. My argument is that I’m frustrated that there are people in nice restaurants that have still not learned that smacking their food is an act of a degenerate. If I choose to come to a fancy restaurant once out of the year, because that’s all I can afford, the only noise I want to hear is that of people whom know how to eat properly. I propose that there should be restaurants for people who do not smack, and restaurants for people that do smack. This idea is far-fetched but I guarantee a restaurant named, “I Have No Manners and I Smack My Food,” would bring in all the