New Jersey Shore Reality Show

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I just read this Associated Press news report and had to contact both of you to inquire if you know anything about it. I want to emphasize that in all sincerity, your tans look really great so some of the following comments do not accurately represent you.
Can you however, otherwise vouch for the authenticity of the following report? I simply cannot believe that this is true. The report follows:
New Jersey Sentinel Daily Times
It has been a closely guarded secret known only to the male cast members and producers of the Jersey Shore reality TV program. Two Midwest boys from a small town in Wisconsin were virtual locks for leading roles in the highly popular MTV hit series. Unfortunately for them, the entire cast of male characters in the incredibly popular MTV reality show threatened to quit if
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The residents of this tiny community located 70 miles north of Milwaukee, Wisconsin certainly did not know the sad circumstances of their removal from the show.
However, “The Intimidation” and “The Gemini” may have the last laugh. The two have reportedly entered into a contract with Coppertone reportedly worth millions. Their new self-tan lotion will be available world-wide by December and marketed under the name “Jersey Shore Orange Glow” and “Jersey Shore Orange Glitter”. Stock analysts are predicting an all time investment high for Merck & Co., Inc, the parent company of Coppertone.
+ Several members of the fitness center that “The Intimidation” and “The Gemini” frequent are prepared to testify under oath that the boys always appear to have a healthy natural looking tan, and that there is nothing orange about it. The assumption is that Snooki and Sammi greatly exaggerated the degree of orange to provoke jealousy in their Jersey Shore boyfriends who strive for that degree of

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