National Lampoon's Van Wilder Movie Citation

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The movie “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” is the type of movie to inspire a person to attend college and never give up. The main character in the movie, Van Wilder, is a person that attends Coolidge College. He is a young man that does nothing but party and chase around crazy women, but after finding out that he is about to flunk out, he begins to work hard and study so he can graduate. After watching Van Wilder, I realize that this movie is more than just a comedy, it is a motivational story. Van begins the movie by explaining why he loves Coolidge so much. Mr. Wilder’s motto is, “Don’t be a fool, stay in school.” In the beginning of the movie, Van Wilder interviews a lot of people with different personalities because he needs an assistant …show more content…
Van’s father, who is Van Wilder Sr., shows up at a party that Van is at and proceeds to tell Van how worthless he is and that he is going to stop paying for his tuition. Since Wilder’s dad has stopped paying for his tuition, he has to find a way to pay for his own college tuition, so he gets an extension form and continues to brainstorm ways to make money. This shows that you should not depend on someone else to do your work for you, you should do it yourself. Van finds out that the way he is going to make his money by scheduling and planning parties for people that need help. While Van is attending his first party that he planned, he meets a lady named …show more content…
This plan eventually backfired because Gwen’s parents loved Van. To get back at Richard, Van fills pastries with sperm from a large bulldog and he puts the pastries on Richard’s door step while pretending that they are from some of Richard’s good friends. After Richard and his friends ate the pastries, Gwen comes up with a plan to get back at her boyfriend too. Gwen fills Richard’s protein shake with lots of laxative and this causes Richard to excrete a large amount of fecal matter in to the dean’s trash

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