My Most Embarrassing Case Scenario By Ellen Degeneres
You’re driving at the legally acceptable twenty miles above the speed limit, when some jerk cuts in front of you going mere fifteen miles above the limit. Infuriated, you drive past, and give him the finger. Then you open your eyes (I have no idea why you were driving with your eyes closed) and notice that the driver of the car is none other than John Travolta. What do you do?
This is an easy one. All you have to do is move your arm to you side, raise it up at a forty five degree angle, and pump. During the second pump, casually switch your protruding finger from the middle one to the index finger. Suddenly you’re no longer flipping John Travolta off, you’re doing a touching homage to one of his most beloved movie, Saturday Night Fever. This, according to the unwritten laws of showbiz, officially makes you John Travolta’s friend. So you’re perfectly within your rights to follow him wherever he’s going, get out of your car when he does, and engage him in conversation. Tell him your dreams, your fears, and all the embarrassing things that happened to you at the party. And don’t be surprised if after you’ve told him all this, he looks as you blankly, then says “That sounds a lot like Gloria