My Controversy: A Short Story

Alright, last class of the day. Hopefully the teacher doesn't give us a massive assignment that we’ll be working on for weeks and ruin my grades cuz I wouldn't want to do it, But what are the odds of that. -- a few minutes later-- “Alright class, now that we've wasted a few minutes talking about bullying or whatever. I will now inform you about an essay we’ll be working on for the next few weeks, and if you don't do it it'll really mess up your grades.” Noooo! Come on man, my day was going -- well, not great because there's still school, but still okay . Alright, all I have to do is make up some boring story about some stupid topic. “Oh, and I'm not giving you a topic.” What! Okay then, I'll just make up a weird sci fi story about...ummm...Oh! Some jerk who breaks the fourth wall and has to get back to his dimension, but also changes his jerky ways cuz of some stuff that happens or whatever. Yeah, that seems cool. “Now …show more content…
And knowing my myself I’m going to attempt it, then give up after a few minutes unless I’m, motivated if you know what I mean. Wait, what do I mean “if you know what I mean” I’m talking to myself here, of course I know what I mean. Jeez, I talk to myself so much I could make a story about it.” Um… Ms, do we have to make a plot thingy?! Ha, says the overachiever of the class. I forgot her name so I’ma just call her “chick number one.” “Yes Sam, you have to do it.” Sam, that was her name. Doesn't really matter though, she's completely unimportant to my story that is my life, which I always narrate for some reason. “What was that Cat?” Oh great, way to conveniently give away my name to a bunch of people who I don't know. “Yes?” “I thought I heard you mumbling something”“Oh uh, I was just talking to myself” “Oh okay, I hope you're listening then.” “Yes of course.” “Alright then.” God she’s annoying, but she's giving me an education so I guess I can’t