Mussolini and the Downfall of the Relish Regime
By: Andrew Newbill, Noah Wallace, Hannah Simmons, Chloe Scott
Mussolini cleans the mandibles of his moustache with a hot dog comb.He looks down upon the very pasta he has oppressed with mustardy reflection.The streets are covered in the gore of the pasta he has decimated.One standing in the street could easily smell the boiling noodles, if their senses weren’t overwhelmed with the vilified smell of evil: relish.
Mussolini, poached upon his pedestal, belted forth,”People of Italy, I would like to congratulate myself on my victory over the weak and limp pasta of Venice.Boiling will never compete with the fires which my grilled brethren are forged in!”The pasta still …show more content…
His spying has finally revealed that the coup de relish in Italy was no rumor. Mussolini had all of the former government boiled, with no flour!”Even Stalin, the hardened piece of processed meat he was, shuddered. “We must ready the army at once, for Mother Pasta, for Europe, for the kind and strong noodles of the world!”
Stalin rung the Jersey bell and heard the subsequent rattle of the gold chains that signaled Pauly D. belted Stalin with his artery clogging breath.Stalin did not know then that his already assured victory would cost him. The twin motor of his Kitchen Aid ship propelled the spaghetti bowl forward at one hundred garlic knots. The Red Army was approaching Venice, when suddenly a gasp and murmur swept through the ship. Stalin stood at the helm, and gazed down on the corpse of his brother.It would not do to show weakness at the crest of an invasion, so they modeled on. At the entrance into the saucy river the ship came to a halt as the girth of it was too much for the canal,moreover he said “nope”. Underneath the red of the river a fish by the name of Mindy Buttertooth sent out a whale screeched to her ruler Mussolini. At the sound of this piercing noise he assembled his hotdog relish army armed with nine millimeter relish rifles. The sound of the Third Relish was sent at once toward the distressed
By: Andrew Newbill, Noah Wallace, Hannah Simmons, Chloe Scott
Mussolini cleans the mandibles of his moustache with a hot dog comb.He looks down upon the very pasta he has oppressed with mustardy reflection.The streets are covered in the gore of the pasta he has decimated.One standing in the street could easily smell the boiling noodles, if their senses weren’t overwhelmed with the vilified smell of evil: relish.
Mussolini, poached upon his pedestal, belted forth,”People of Italy, I would like to congratulate myself on my victory over the weak and limp pasta of Venice.Boiling will never compete with the fires which my grilled brethren are forged in!”The pasta still …show more content…
His spying has finally revealed that the coup de relish in Italy was no rumor. Mussolini had all of the former government boiled, with no flour!”Even Stalin, the hardened piece of processed meat he was, shuddered. “We must ready the army at once, for Mother Pasta, for Europe, for the kind and strong noodles of the world!”
Stalin rung the Jersey bell and heard the subsequent rattle of the gold chains that signaled Pauly D. belted Stalin with his artery clogging breath.Stalin did not know then that his already assured victory would cost him. The twin motor of his Kitchen Aid ship propelled the spaghetti bowl forward at one hundred garlic knots. The Red Army was approaching Venice, when suddenly a gasp and murmur swept through the ship. Stalin stood at the helm, and gazed down on the corpse of his brother.It would not do to show weakness at the crest of an invasion, so they modeled on. At the entrance into the saucy river the ship came to a halt as the girth of it was too much for the canal,moreover he said “nope”. Underneath the red of the river a fish by the name of Mindy Buttertooth sent out a whale screeched to her ruler Mussolini. At the sound of this piercing noise he assembled his hotdog relish army armed with nine millimeter relish rifles. The sound of the Third Relish was sent at once toward the distressed