Well, after I got tired of smacking myself thinking I would be able to wake up from the dream I was having, I found myself eating like I was in some five star restaurant, watching some TV because they didn’t know what kind of movies I liked, and drinking a chocolate milkshake that nearly collapse my face. I gave up on the straw and just used a spoon. I don’t know when I passed out as I was writing down movies I like, but when I woke up there were people handing me warm towels and wiping my hands like I was some little fucking kid. Next thing I knew they were helping me to the bathroom. We were about to land and they were sure I would wish to be wide awake. Hell, I was already dreaming so how in the hell was I to know the …show more content…
Amie, the place look liked a fucking castle. When someone called me Jade Santorin, Mrs. Woodard lost her fucking mind. She told them I was to be addressed as Miss Jade Woodard or they would wish they had.” “You’re shitting me?” “Nope. And things got ugly when I met the future bath toy. He yelled out that he hadn’t made his decision if I was worthy enough to have the name Woodard or be called Mrs. Kenton Woodard.” “You’re shitting me? And, he isn’t dead.” “Nope. After hanging out with his moms, I decided to be a lady and asked everyone to excuse us and walked him inside the building and made sure no one could see the two of us have our little conversation.” “Jade, please don’t tell me you smacked him around.” “Nope. I planted his ass up against a wall and asked him a simple question.” “What did you ask?” “I wanted to know if he wants me to knock his fucking teeth out here or wait until later. If he opens his fucking mouth like he just had to his mother like he just did again, then he wanted me to take them now. I could tell he was a bit shocked, so I told him if he wants to keep his fucking teeth in his head, then he better do something to fix this shit because I wasn’t angry yet, but he was getting very fucking close to seeing that part of