Laboratory Monologue

I was lonely as hell wandering those streets. I was so goddamn drunk; I would have talked to the wall. The nerve of that bastard, Luce, he probably didn’t even have anything to attend, leaving me alone on these streets. I was so desolate and laced, when this shady looking creep asked if I wanted to try this new “machine”; I didn’t even hesitate. Hell, he even offered to give me some dough for me to jump in it and it's not like I didn’t need that cash either. I must have spent a pretty penny on all those drinks. Anyways, He brings me to this kind of lab thing; the one you would see in one of those cheesy Frankenstein movies, ya know? He drags me into this place and there's electricity arcing everywhere, making a helluva racket. Good thing this guy’s “lab” was in the middle of nowhere or else half the city would be missing sleep. He tells me to “jump in the time-space continuum warper”. You could tell this guy was a real nut just from it.
“You wannnt me to go whhere?”, I probably sounded …show more content…
Anyways, I was on the ground by the time I woke up, which isn’t surprising. But the fact that instead of the gross, wet, concrete of his crummy lab; I woke up on nice grass. I blinked and propped myself on two hands. What really surprised me was the huge sign that even a blind guy wouldn’t miss, practically shouting “STEVENSON HIGH SCHOOL”. Jeez, what a lousy name, like some guy had a son named Steven and really wanted the whole goddamn world to know it. Anyways, I grabbed the nice grass and to my dismay, little black pellets caught onto my hand. Scared the living Christ out of me, to tell you the truth. I scrambled up on my feet and started to scream my lungs out, boy I must have sounded like a moron just hollering on the “grass”. Suddenly this meaty guy starts running toward me, with a real concerned look on his round face. He must have been able to fit a couple of me inside of him-