Once upon a time, there was a very annoying person. Her name was Trashag. Trashag and her hideous friend, Jessiturd, went around scaring little children. They told them stories of Nancy and they took off their mandatory paper bags that they wore on their terrifying, greasy heads. The entire kingdom lived in fear and begged their leader, Freddy, to put an end to this disgusting era of greasy terror. Unfortunately, Freddy was the laziest person to ever exist in the universe. Freddy did nothing to stop the horrendous duo. What would the kingdom do? Trashag looked around for the source of the annoying chomping sound. Then she remembered that Jessiturd had two major issues-- spitting and chewing with her mouth open. All Trashag could focus on
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It was the horrible, atrocious Nancy! They looked at each other and ran back inside.
Panting, Trashag asked, “What is he doing here? This is our scare property and he’s taking our scare victims!”
“He’s so hideous! All the mirrors break when he’s in a twenty mile radius of them.” said Jessiturd.
“I know! He’s even more hideous than you and nobody knew that was even possible!”
Jessiturd just looked at her and rolled her eyes.
“We need to get Nancy out of here. Look at the terror in that little goat’s eyes!” Jessiturd said.
They ran back to their cardboard box in the woods. There they started planning. After vigorously planning for five days, they came up with a plan. This was the plan- they wouldn’t shower for ten days. They realized that not showering alone would not be enough to scare off the evil Nancy. They knew that they would have to call in the help of … Bobby! Bobby was as the best at scaring in all the land. They knew that with the help of Bobby they would be able to scare off anyone.
Trashag grabbed the phone and started dialing.
“Jessiturd,” Trashag said, “Go get the best food you can find. You know that to get Bobby to work with us we’ll need to be able to make a solid
It was the horrible, atrocious Nancy! They looked at each other and ran back inside.
Panting, Trashag asked, “What is he doing here? This is our scare property and he’s taking our scare victims!”
“He’s so hideous! All the mirrors break when he’s in a twenty mile radius of them.” said Jessiturd.
“I know! He’s even more hideous than you and nobody knew that was even possible!”
Jessiturd just looked at her and rolled her eyes.
“We need to get Nancy out of here. Look at the terror in that little goat’s eyes!” Jessiturd said.
They ran back to their cardboard box in the woods. There they started planning. After vigorously planning for five days, they came up with a plan. This was the plan- they wouldn’t shower for ten days. They realized that not showering alone would not be enough to scare off the evil Nancy. They knew that they would have to call in the help of … Bobby! Bobby was as the best at scaring in all the land. They knew that with the help of Bobby they would be able to scare off anyone.
Trashag grabbed the phone and started dialing.
“Jessiturd,” Trashag said, “Go get the best food you can find. You know that to get Bobby to work with us we’ll need to be able to make a solid