On November 11, 2002, A person name Jacob Higgins was born. His specialties include: Staying inside, gaming, sleeping, and watching youtube. One time, he went to school. He didn’t like it that much. He is currently in school right now writing this paper in third person. Hopefully the person reading this doesn’t mind.
Anyway, he wants to program a game. Unfortunately, he will probably won’t achieve this. This is pretty much all. Is it? No. He likes to swim. He has friends. 7 I think? Recently, he went on trips. He doesn’t like trips. He sleeps on the couch. He needs to write 1250 words on this paper. He has nothing else to write, so he is just going to think of things to say that he wants. He wants a pet unicorn. He wants to learn how to teleport. …show more content…
That speed is slow. Oh yeah, he was born in Ohio, but nobody is going to read this that is farther than this town, so that was pointless, but he is not going to erase this because the amount of words in this paper is 1250 WORDS!!!!!!!! His favorite food is pizza. His second favorite food is hotdogs. So far, so unhealthy. Currently he is changing the font color and WHY DOES THIS COLOR HURT!!!!! This one is fine! He is to lazy to recolor the other colors. He is sorry. His favorite game is The Legend Of ...WHY IS SOMEBODY PLAYING MILEY CYRUS!!! What he was trying to type was The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past. One time he… doesn’t remember. Hey one minute till the bell rings! Yay! Alright now it’s time to think again. He went to Niagara Falls. He wants to live in California. He wants to laze around all summer. His favorite fast food place is Taco Bell because let’s just face it, The $2.00 meal deal is boss. He likes legos. He can’t remember anything else. Uhhhhhh what else. He hates texting language, u no? One time he almost drowned.Not really. Ummmm. His 3rd favorite food is macaroni. He really has nothing else to think about. He just went back up to change some errors. Alright. It is currently 1:59 on the second day of writing this. Cool!
He thinks that Batman is better than SuperMan (Is that spaced?) Anyway, he going to change the font. That’s great! One time he had a nerf war. One time, In a galaxy far, far away he ripped off a movie. …show more content…
He’s to lazy to do the math to see how many words he has left. Currently, it is 1:50. He has literally nothing else to think out , so he is going to stall. Red lobster’s biscuits are amazing. Beam me up, Scotty. Doge. Space Invaders has a glitch that makes aliens move faster after you kill other ones. It is april 20th currently. It’s illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets. Ringo Starr narrated Thomas The Train. He likes the school’s lemon/blueberry sidekick. His fourth favorite food is ice cream. Remember the beginning of this story? You’ve made a long journey. No I really appreciate that. You went through most of what’s supposed to be the story of my life told in third person added in with some terrible fourth wall breaking jokes. Good
Anyway, he wants to program a game. Unfortunately, he will probably won’t achieve this. This is pretty much all. Is it? No. He likes to swim. He has friends. 7 I think? Recently, he went on trips. He doesn’t like trips. He sleeps on the couch. He needs to write 1250 words on this paper. He has nothing else to write, so he is just going to think of things to say that he wants. He wants a pet unicorn. He wants to learn how to teleport. …show more content…
That speed is slow. Oh yeah, he was born in Ohio, but nobody is going to read this that is farther than this town, so that was pointless, but he is not going to erase this because the amount of words in this paper is 1250 WORDS!!!!!!!! His favorite food is pizza. His second favorite food is hotdogs. So far, so unhealthy. Currently he is changing the font color and WHY DOES THIS COLOR HURT!!!!! This one is fine! He is to lazy to recolor the other colors. He is sorry. His favorite game is The Legend Of ...WHY IS SOMEBODY PLAYING MILEY CYRUS!!! What he was trying to type was The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past. One time he… doesn’t remember. Hey one minute till the bell rings! Yay! Alright now it’s time to think again. He went to Niagara Falls. He wants to live in California. He wants to laze around all summer. His favorite fast food place is Taco Bell because let’s just face it, The $2.00 meal deal is boss. He likes legos. He can’t remember anything else. Uhhhhhh what else. He hates texting language, u no? One time he almost drowned.Not really. Ummmm. His 3rd favorite food is macaroni. He really has nothing else to think about. He just went back up to change some errors. Alright. It is currently 1:59 on the second day of writing this. Cool!
He thinks that Batman is better than SuperMan (Is that spaced?) Anyway, he going to change the font. That’s great! One time he had a nerf war. One time, In a galaxy far, far away he ripped off a movie. …show more content…
He’s to lazy to do the math to see how many words he has left. Currently, it is 1:50. He has literally nothing else to think out , so he is going to stall. Red lobster’s biscuits are amazing. Beam me up, Scotty. Doge. Space Invaders has a glitch that makes aliens move faster after you kill other ones. It is april 20th currently. It’s illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets. Ringo Starr narrated Thomas The Train. He likes the school’s lemon/blueberry sidekick. His fourth favorite food is ice cream. Remember the beginning of this story? You’ve made a long journey. No I really appreciate that. You went through most of what’s supposed to be the story of my life told in third person added in with some terrible fourth wall breaking jokes. Good