Irony: A Fictional Narrative

“I’m tired of this harassment Senator.” “I don’t know what you mean. Oh, I’m sure the audit and the freezing of all your government contracts will clear up very soon.” “Don’t bother.” “What is that supposed to mean?” “You’ll find out very soon.” “That sounds like a threat.” “You can take it any way you want. As far as I’m concerned this has gone well past the point of no return.” “Are you saying that you’re…?” “Did you ever ask your daughter how the two of us met?” “She said you had swept her off her feet and spent no expense to win her heart. This was another reason why I’m confused why you would do this to her. Any father would…” “I was invited to an exclusive party and was insured that my old girlfriend wouldn’t be attending. When I had finally arrived your daughter was stumbling drunk.” “Now I see what had happened,” he snarled. “You took advantage of my daughter and now that you… I’ll destroy you!” “Have at it. When I met your daughter, she walked into the gaming room, took off her underwear, bend over the pool table and called for all comers to help her sober up.” “You’re lying!” “Oh, there were no takers. Well, that wasn’t totally true, but I …show more content…
I wonder what is going to happen to the show’s rating when this is reported in a few hours. I wouldn’t be surprised if there other sponsors see any association would look poorly on their companies and might cause them to be audited themselves. No one knows for sure if they weren’t also involved in pushing out the sponsor who was getting the biggest piece of the pie. (Answer and truth and evidence: he was hitting on my fiancée and threatening to pull out unless she put out.) I think they call it guilt by association. I’ll leave you to your thoughts and expect to hear from you in a