No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, of course, must have been spectacular, but our Noodly Creator then spent the next 10 to 100 years painstakingly preparing the universe to look older than it actually is. He placed fossils of dinosaurs under the Earth’s surface. Interestingly, dinosaurs did exist, but not millions of years ago. In reality they lived with us, alongside us, and occasionally on top of humans around 3 thousand years ago.
The Gospel also explained many other beliefs including the fact that pirates were actually peaceful explorers and were His Chosen People. Henderson noted the correlation between the number of pirates and global warming and came up with this graph---. People have also begun to put colanders on their heads to pay tribute to the flying Spaghetti Monster. Pastafarians end their prayers to the flying spaghetti monster by saying “r’amen.” Before it became famous, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was just satire that challenged the teaching of Intelligent Design in public schools. Most Pastafarians really believe that students should be taught scientific theory in science classes. If they do teach Intelligent Design, then students have the right to learn about other theories. No matter what one’s personal beliefs are, it cannot be denied that Bobby Henderson significantly affected