Informative Essay On Office Shark

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Sharks…
They’re ferocious, aggressive, scary and interesting.
Recently, few of today’s news tackle on shark attacks, discovery of shark species, or articles about Katy Perry’s shark back up dancers. Maybe, the sharks felt that we celebrated Shark Week, so they should be doing something to call our attention. Or maybe they’re just playing us? Hmm.. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/im-proud-my-backup-aaron-harris?trk=mp-reader-card Sharks are usually found in the depths of the ocean and seas. They lurk around unlucky preys that typically end up as food. Yes, they may be snarky, but they can finish you off without you knowing it. And what’s pretty surprising here is that there are also sharks inside your office.
Believe it or not, you’re probably sitting beside one right now.
What is an Office Shark?
Like a white killer machine, office
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They always move forward but they also look back in case they missed something “important” to point out. But just like any other kinds of officemates, you can deal with these people if you know what to do.
How to deal with Office Sharks?
Here are some steps for you to take once you discovered an Office Shark inside your premise.
Don’t let them smell your blood – Fear is the thing that makes these sharks aggressive. I know that they’re kind of intimidating, but never falter in front of them. Show them that you can work things out smoothly while they irritate you with their presence.
Swim away ¬– As much as possible, never ever meddle with their affairs unless you need to. As long as you’re not involved, never push yourself in front of them. Keep distance and keep an eye out.
Don’t aggravate them – Just like any other sharks, they will not bug you unless you bug them first. Office sharks are sometimes timid and they wouldn’t mind anyone. So if you’re planning to poke their tummies because you want to, then you’re finding

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