I'm not a native Texan. Virgina born and bred for the first eleven years of my life, I moved just west of San Antonio in 2002. Despite mostly loving living here I've never become what I'd consider a fully immersed stereotypical Texan. Never been a huge fan of country music or owned a truck. Don't hunt or fish and I know absolutely nothing about working on my car.
The one check-mark that I know I can hit on the Texan citizenship test, however, is that I believe Whataburger is the best all-around fast food restaurant in the United States.
Don't agree? That's both fine and fair. The great fast food debate is as healthy a debate as unhealthy the food that we're debating over is. Prefer In-N-Out or Shake Shack? Great, those are solid options. More of a Chick-Fil-A person? Can't even deny that the chicken sandwich is a gift from God. More of a BK or McDonalds guy? I mean, you're a trash …show more content…
If you're so underwhelmed by the Monterrey Melt you ordered please by all means come bring it to me, then take your ass down to WacArnolds or Carls Jr. down the street and let me know how that treated you.
The worst of the worst is those who've tried the orange dub once and made an unfavorable opinion. Now I'm no food expert, I just watch a ton of Guy Fieri, but I know not everyone is on their A-game day in and day out. In-N-Out has let me down multiple times California, so don't chirp. If you come at me saying the single patty you had one time didn't satisfy you like a burger should, but have never had an All-Time Favorite or a HBCB, you're in no position to speak down on Whataburger.
Again, I understand if your taste growing up elsewhere was curated to prefer a different fast food option. Non-Texans, you don't have to make Whataburger your QB1. But don't try to tell me that it can't even make the squad, because you're just lying to me, and even worse, lying to
The one check-mark that I know I can hit on the Texan citizenship test, however, is that I believe Whataburger is the best all-around fast food restaurant in the United States.
Don't agree? That's both fine and fair. The great fast food debate is as healthy a debate as unhealthy the food that we're debating over is. Prefer In-N-Out or Shake Shack? Great, those are solid options. More of a Chick-Fil-A person? Can't even deny that the chicken sandwich is a gift from God. More of a BK or McDonalds guy? I mean, you're a trash …show more content…
If you're so underwhelmed by the Monterrey Melt you ordered please by all means come bring it to me, then take your ass down to WacArnolds or Carls Jr. down the street and let me know how that treated you.
The worst of the worst is those who've tried the orange dub once and made an unfavorable opinion. Now I'm no food expert, I just watch a ton of Guy Fieri, but I know not everyone is on their A-game day in and day out. In-N-Out has let me down multiple times California, so don't chirp. If you come at me saying the single patty you had one time didn't satisfy you like a burger should, but have never had an All-Time Favorite or a HBCB, you're in no position to speak down on Whataburger.
Again, I understand if your taste growing up elsewhere was curated to prefer a different fast food option. Non-Texans, you don't have to make Whataburger your QB1. But don't try to tell me that it can't even make the squad, because you're just lying to me, and even worse, lying to